May 16
- everyone: you're so quiet
- me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
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May 13
Me in class.
- Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
- Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
- Me: ugh, split ends.
- Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
- Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
- Me: just act like you understand.
- Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
- Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
- Me: DANG THAT SONG IT'S SO CATCHY.
- Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
- Me: I hate you all.
- Me: someone shoot me.
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May 13
- Britain: Excuse Me
- Mexico: Perdon
- Italy: Permesso
- France: Pardon
- Canada: Sorry
- America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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May 13
That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they act like a total douche ..
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May 13
When you think you type your password in all wrong, but it logs you in anyway.
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May 13
- Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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May 13
If any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
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